Tuesday, December 21, 2010

That's what she said . . .

5 Things I want to say but never do:



1. You are killing yourself. It's tough to watch. If you don't care, though, I can't do anything about it.



2. Your "high and mighty" attitude irritates everyone. Personally, I am too afraid to tell you because I can only imagine the shit you will say about me if I make you angry. (Supposedly you are better than everyone else, but I missed that memo.)



3. You are one of the worst mothers I have ever met. You don't deserve those kids. More accurately, your kids don't deserve you.



4. I owe you way more than you think I do.



5. Your ego is so bloated that talking to you is a chore . . . an extra unpleasant one.

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